“It’s time to enter the 21st century and recognize that, just like the pioneering Americans who built airplanes despite all the unanswered questions about how bees could fly, we too can reduce the yearly deficit without raising tax revenue.”
“It’s time to enter the 21st century and start deferring to science as an authority on things that are legitimately up to debate — climate change, evolution, sexual orientation, round Earth.”
“It’s time to enter the 21st century and embrace the idea that, despite one’s personal choice to become homosexual, it is possible and indeed admirable to perform reparative therapy through prayer — that is, to pray away the gay.”
“It’s time to enter the 21st century and stop apologizing for the firefighters who refuse to put out house fires because their occupants had failed to pay their annual subscription fee to the fire department.”
“It’s time to enter the 21st century and understand that Bush’s $2 trillion wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and his $1.3 trillion in tax cuts have nothing to do with the deficit. That’s all just voodoo mathematics.”